Superman II's Ending - Remixed

Depending on how closely you pay attention to film and comic books and other stuff that will secure your virginity as an adolescent, you may not know about the various re-edits that Superman II has received. There's an official rerelease of the film known as "Richard Donner Cut" where some guy named Richard Donner reworked the film.

I'm not a huge Superman fan, nor do I pay attention to comic books or their movies. And, I have no idea who the hell Richard Donner is. I may not care, but I had to write this so that my latest blog entry isn't just a video clip and nothing else. Only blog-hacks do that sort of thing.

So here is someone's attempt at recutting the ending of Superman II... where Lois Lane figures out who Superman really is... or who Clark Kent really is... or who Dick Cheney wishes he was, but never will be... I don't know.

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Let this be a lesson to you ladies. If you find out your man is a superhero, do not immediately go flying around with them. You may wind up doing a belly flop right into a dirt nap in Manhattan.