The Fifth of July is Co-Dependence Day!

Meanwhile, Happy 4th of July for my fellow Americans (and anyone else who wants to drink and eat and drink and eat and pass out today)! Today is the day we celebrate the use of guerrilla tactics to defeat an invading imperialistic force and the victory those tactics earned! I'm not talking about the war in Iraq, I'm talking out our independence! It's a day the nation observes by not working, but goofing off and blowing stuff up - which is the way it should be!

To everyone celebrating, please be careful to throw lit fireworks at your neighbors BEFORE they explode, not after. You're bound to hurt yourself otherwise. Also consider using less than half a bottle of lighter fluid to start of the grill. Everyone thinks you're more attractive with eyebrows. And don't drink then attempt to drive the ride-able lawnmower. Grandma loves her toes.

Beyond those warnings, enjoy your day off! If you're not an American and you're reading this - GET TO WORK!

Happy 4th of July!